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I'm Elessa, I'm 15, a proud Hufflepuff . My ask box is always open for anything you need! I'm obsessed with changing the world, for now though I'm just reblogging pictures and crying over TV shows, movies and books.
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when the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums you should probably see a doctor
this fits in so many ways it’s not funny
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination
and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs
I think about this a lot
looking forward to this
Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.
me:
*notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me:
ew
dad:
what?
me:
is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad:
you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me:
what year was the model?
dad:
uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me:
i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad:
i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me:
why didn't you?
dad:
he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me:
that sucks.
dad:
come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me:
why not?
dad:
i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me:
what was his name?
dad:
john.
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
somehow they’ve landed on gallifrey
the penguins have the tardis
the penguins have the phonebox
Daniel Radcliffe on Regis and Kelly in 2001, 2005 and 2009.
I appreciate you never growing up
well this is rEALLY FUCKING CUTE.
IT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
